myspank 

A myspank occurs when a friend beats you in a videogame while simultaneously chatting with his myspace contacts or doing general upkeep on his/her myspace page. This term can be used more generally to refer to any beating that occurs simultaneously with online social networking, especially when the person who is administering said beating is posting the details online even while the beating is still in progress. The popularity of twitter has made myspanks all the more common.

Note: it is not a valid myspank if the beating is paused or a time-out is called at any moment.

"Dude, Angela's just updated the picture on her profile while pwning you in Tekken. You just got myspanked."

myspank by Brian Fury pwns all October 19, 2009

MySkank

the term used to describe myspace whores; girls with an excessive amount of friends who they never speak to but just have on their list to look cool.

"Wow that Samantha girl is pretty hot! Look at her pics!"
"Yeah but look at the amount of friends she has! Such an obvious MySkank..."

MySkank by ~* becca.jane *~ March 31, 2006

poopy pants mcspanksalot 

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.

i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

poopy pants mcspanksalot by Poopy-Pants McSpanksalot July 7, 2010

big mcthankies from mcspankies 

When u tap ass in mcdonalds and dash away

Friend: *claps cheeks in maccies*
Friend 2: BROOO u said big mcthankies from mcspankies

big mcthankies from mcspankies by jemapellenotapedo March 14, 2020

MySkank

A person (usually a girl) who falls under these categories...

1) dey tendd 2 typpp lyk dis,,, thinkinn it looks soooooo kewl !?!?!

2)They have an abnormal amount of friends on myspace, most of them they do not know.

3)Their playlist consists of Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, and Eminem.

4) Their info is something like "gimme a cake on january 1st, i slam a locker at ohio state, txt it up if u wanna chill bebe, 111-222-3344

5) And they have lots of pictures of them wearing their abercrombie t's and their straightened highlighted hair, looks rediculous

Me: Hey, thanks for adding me on MySpace, but do I know you?

MySkank: umm,, wel idkkk, i think dat wee madd out @ a partyyy wuncee,,... but immnotshurrr, haahhahaa !

Me: Oh well thanks anyway, I noticed that you have a large amount of friends.

MySkank: yaaa, yurrr mii 48093 freend hhaa.

Me: Wow, so what are you into?

MySkank: wellll,... mi lyff is lyk all boutt musikk, i lyk lil waynee, lady gaga, eminemmm, yaaaa,,,

Me: Oh, you're into rap...

MySkank: yeaaa it ses dat in maah infooo,,

Me: I couldn't read your info, you should really work on your typing.

MySkank: ughhh ii donttt need smartzzz, imm soooo gooodd lookign,, evenn looke at mii piczz, im gorgusss !!!

Me: Uhh, yeah, well bye.

MySkank: kk byeeeee !!!!

MySkank by KoRnMAGGOT January 1, 2010

myspack 

Otherwise known as 'myspace'

'Oh god, myspack is playing up again..'
'Good Old Myspack..'

myspack by Loz182 November 15, 2006

big mcthankies from mcspankies 

What Skeet and other mcspankies employes say after selling a meal.

Skeet: Here’s a Big McThankies From McSpankies
Jimmy: Fuck you. Your bitch ass phrase is overuse.

big mcthankies from mcspankies by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron January 16, 2018