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[Oh My Goddess!] 

Instead of using Gods name, you may say "oh my goddess".
Cate: Did you hear about the new CSI episode tonight?
Charlie: Tonight!Oh my Goddess! I had no clue!

Oh My Goddess

Almost like the original "oh my god" but not used to express disappointment and shock. It's rather used in a quite lame attempt to try and charm a lady that has made an stunning entrance.
"oh my Goddess.. #whistle.. "
"Oh my goddess what an ass!"
Oh My Goddess by DrEEd September 18, 2006

Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"
Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

Oh my godlessness 

The atheist counterpart of the (over-used) exclaimation "Oh my god".

Just like the phrase "Oh my god", except it acknowledges the speaker's lack of belief in the existence of any supreme being(s).

Used to express shock, fright, and basically all other strong emotions.
Oh my godlessness, that guy is fucking a pumpkin.

Oh my godnessssssssss 

What the... - Oh my godnessssssssss

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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