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Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday 

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

my enemy's enemy is my friend 

a phrase used in The United States foreign policy since

the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary (1898-1902) meaning :

as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.
Jason: James my man, I am doing a poli sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.

James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be IMHO, ask Henry Kissinger, one of the best experts of US Foreign Policy.