My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

My Balls Hurt by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010

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ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out

ouch my balls hurt by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

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ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

ouch my balls hurt by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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