The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life
by notsoslimpeople March 27, 2015
When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.
Brian is a sharty mustard butt.
by KrissyNJbo June 17, 2010
The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
by John November 13, 2003
The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.
by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004
A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.
by stanleyroper July 03, 2005
The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.
by Dan Lyons May 31, 2007