Male nurses
Patient: "Are you the doctor?"
Murse: "No, I'm your murse."

Why don't nurses wear scrub dresses anymore? Because murses complained that it was socially unacceptable for men to wear dress uniforms while on the job.

Compression stockings are now available in solid print, without flowers or hearts, for the murses.
by RN <3 January 6, 2012
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