murph

Refers to a homosexual male.

Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.

by Anon-Hate October 9, 2006

murph

a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.

as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.

by mytigaz October 10, 2004

murph

verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.

by John Schaedler December 21, 2006

murph

sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so

Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today

by Bob dizzle May 12, 2008

murph

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 16, 2007

murph

(v) To fart.

(n) A fart.

Phew, dude. Who murphed?

Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.

That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.

by Rob & Ken December 23, 2004

murph

verb - Refers to the action of grabbing your niggaz head, pulling it into close proximity of your anus, then ripping a massive and hopefully audible fart; thus, totally rendering your boy completely and utterly shamed.

"Dude, Tommy just got Murphed"

by The Ockie Mofo March 29, 2005