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mukilteo 

place about 30 mi north of Seattle Washington. rich little town main school is Kamiak high. all the kids drive bimmers audis jeeps or some sort. Kamiak is a druggie school. you can get some good dank in mukilteo as well as some BEANS (oxy cottin)
"i l ive in mukilteo my parents are so rich i just ask for money to go to the movies but i buy some WEED"
mukilteo by knight of kamiak high October 14, 2008
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Mukilteo 

Small rich town in Washington filled with old men who worry too much about lawn care. Anyone who lives here wishes they lived somewhere else more interesting.
Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Mukilteo. It's kinda close to Seattle.
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Mukilteo by Aarontv June 21, 2008
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Mukilteo Toe Jam 

The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.
Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.
Mukilteo Toe Jam by Str4yD0g June 24, 2008

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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