mukilteo 

place about 30 mi north of Seattle Washington. rich little town main school is Kamiak high. all the kids drive bimmers audis jeeps or some sort. Kamiak is a druggie school. you can get some good dank in mukilteo as well as some BEANS (oxy cottin)

"i l ive in mukilteo my parents are so rich i just ask for money to go to the movies but i buy some WEED"

mukilteo by knight of kamiak high October 14, 2008

Mukilteo 

Small rich town in Washington filled with old men who worry too much about lawn care. Anyone who lives here wishes they lived somewhere else more interesting.

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Mukilteo. It's kinda close to Seattle.
Person 1: Never heard of it.

Mukilteo by Aarontv June 21, 2008

Mukilteo Toe Jam 

The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.

Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.

Mukilteo Toe Jam by Str4yD0g June 24, 2008