mouse dick

A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.

"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"

by Dicktionary1020 January 6, 2015

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Dick Mousse

When you're dehydrated after the third round of sex, and out comes paste.

"Jimmy was going to bat for the 3rd time, but all that came out was some dick mousse for Tina to eat."

by Fluffytuff June 14, 2018

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004