mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

by Tosh August 22, 2004

Mouse tail

Where ones tampon string hangs openly out of ones swimsuit. Typically happens at a pool during day drinking sessions. Also referred to to as a dynamite stick.

Jamie! I see your mouse tail!! ;(

by Uncle bb August 13, 2012

modest mouse

Modest Mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream.

Modest Mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 10, 2005

Mouse Head

When you have to shit really bad and you can feel the tip of the turd starting to come out

Come on hurry up in there, I have to take a shit! I can feel the mouse head and everything!

by Ken629 September 4, 2019

modest mouse

The greatest band to ever touch this Earth.

"I like Modest Mouse"

by Fish Sandwich March 30, 2003

federico mouse

An neck beard that lives in a secret base in Poland creating a block fish game and trying to turn us into whales

Federico mouse is trying to turn us into whales again!

by KrabzAga February 9, 2020