Mourning Dove

The cutest bird in the whole wide world. Its recognizable call of “woo-oo woo woo woo” actually means “where is friend?” Friend? Friend? Friend?” They like to eat and sleep and nothing else.

My friend said he doesn’t like mourning doves so I beat him up and left him in a dumpster in an alleyway

by Mourning Dovie November 20, 2022

morning dove

when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.

I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009