Mossbourne is the most shittiest school the principle is retarded and speaks gibberish and many teachers have woodheads
"That boy goes mossbourne"p1 said

"Shit den he's unlucky"p2
by XxloverbabyxX😚 May 4, 2019
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Mossbourne is a school in Hackney that still sticks to the old n untold ways of life. All hallways are patrolled by TEACHER UNITS and they are assigned to squads called DEPARTMENTS. The ring leader of the DEPARTMENTS is called the HEAD OF DEPARTMENTAL UNITS. When a nonconformist is found their IDENTIFICATION PAPERS, commonly know as "Planners" are taken away. Once one's IDENTIFICATION PAPERS are taken they are given an IMPRISONMENT NOTE in which they MUST attend or face CONSEQUENCES.
EVENT 21/05/2021

Dissident students are taken out of LINE after protesting about UNAUTHORISED topics.

"FREE PALESTINE" - Student 1
*Gunshots ring*
"You got anything to say?" - Teacher
"No sir! For the Mossbourne Regime!" - Student 2
"Good, good." - Teacher
by badoobadim May 21, 2021
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Mossbourne is a ghetto ass school đŸ« who has messed up teachers with the wettest year 7 fake road mans
U man know miss warren from mossbourne community academy yeah that gal wears the same thing everyday
by đŸ’„đŸ’„ April 16, 2019
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A horrible school. I feel like the rules stop us from being ourselves. I feel restricted. The teachers are so hypocritical and the school is legit shaped like a prison . My friends make mossbourne a better place for me. A student once got kicked out when the teacher was the one pressing her. A great example of unjust.
Eg. We were told that mossbourne used to be one of the worst schools in Hackney.
Hon used to.
E.g. Mr. AUSTIN : I will fall on you like a ton of bricks
This is Mossbourne Community Academy
by Mr.Justice June 22, 2019
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Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.
“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”
by urmumsagaydonkey January 2, 2020
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