A rural county in central Ohio.
Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it.
Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator
When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back
You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner...
despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline
Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it.
Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator
When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back
You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner...
despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline
I grew up in Morrow County and i kant spall kollage....but it's okay because my mom taught me how to be a pregnancy predator so I'm all set :)
by IUUUUUU November 2, 2009
If you are born in Morrow, OH you are initiated into the Morrow crew, and become "Morrow for Life"
Once you are Morrow for life, you are always Morrow for Life. It is a very large family because everybody breeds together with their own family members.
Signs for the group say "M4L"
The originator of the pact is Nate Robinson of Morrow, OH
Once you are Morrow for life, you are always Morrow for Life. It is a very large family because everybody breeds together with their own family members.
Signs for the group say "M4L"
The originator of the pact is Nate Robinson of Morrow, OH
by BigSlob8888 December 7, 2010
Short has massive boobs and is amazing in every way. She is the most beautiful person i've ever met. Kind, caring and HOT. you wouldnt believe how amazing and beautiful she is she is like an angel. Great kisser and girlfriend. if you like a lace morrow just ask her out and let her diside even if she has a boyfriend
Lace Morrow
by honestperson123454321 September 11, 2011
squishy face (ref. Jarhead 2005 film)
Ass burger
often referred to as someone that lives in their own little world, the dream world
Ass burger
often referred to as someone that lives in their own little world, the dream world
by the page master_no1 September 10, 2013
Type of math used when calculating how much an item will cost you out of pocket after using gift cards and trade in of other items. Usually used to justify a new purchase.
I really wanted to buy these new $200 headphones, but I didn't have the cash. So I used my Morrow Math and figured I could trade in my old pair of headphones and use two gift cards I had and then I would only have to pay $20.
by stubby0011 January 29, 2009
good morrow sir.
how many irish men does it take to change a lightbulb, 100, 1 to hold it and 99 to turn the room, GOOD MORROW
how many irish men does it take to change a lightbulb, 100, 1 to hold it and 99 to turn the room, GOOD MORROW
by pickle49 July 17, 2008
The fucking best thing to ever happen to the world. Born in Fort McMurray Alberta to a not-so-virgin, she is considered to be the female Jesus of her time, her occupation includes going around preforming miracles, turning bread into whisky and weed and in her own words ''fucking shit up.''
Shaybea Morrow has had a large impact on today's society, as a leader in the fashion world she has created such fashions such as jeans, sweaters, crocs and snuggies. Other accomplishments of Shaybea Morrow include inventing almost anything and everything used today like cars, sliced bread, vowels, words, math, food, rain and noise.
And yes, she can teach you how to dougie.
Shaybea Morrow has had a large impact on today's society, as a leader in the fashion world she has created such fashions such as jeans, sweaters, crocs and snuggies. Other accomplishments of Shaybea Morrow include inventing almost anything and everything used today like cars, sliced bread, vowels, words, math, food, rain and noise.
And yes, she can teach you how to dougie.
"Our Shaybea who art in heaven,
hallowed be your name...."
" What church do you belong too ?"
" The church of Shaybea morrow and later day Saints"
Shaybea Morrow Is more rare then mewtwo.
hallowed be your name...."
" What church do you belong too ?"
" The church of Shaybea morrow and later day Saints"
Shaybea Morrow Is more rare then mewtwo.
by Notshaybea June 1, 2011