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afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.
At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.
Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.

Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding
I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

Afghanistan style firehouse 

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.
Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan 

what the fuck
"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

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12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

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