moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.

I love you my little moose-nut!

by racklecat March 24, 2021

moose nuts

when your nuts hang down to your knees due to a lack of semen.

the man pulled down his pants to moon us, but all we saw were his moose nuts.

by Ipodium November 07, 2007

Moose Nuts

When someone is being a dumbass or a retard

Stop that moose nuts

by niokka June 15, 2007