moose munch

Performing Cunnilingus on an unusually large woman

Dude... Davey P was doin the moose munch on that sasquatch last night...

by Herman H April 12, 2007

Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

by julio montoya December 27, 2011

moose muncher

Girl who eats alot or looks like they eat alot. A very scary or fat bitch!

Jen:im so hungry i could eat a horse.

Ben:you problably could you moose muncher!

by ACE_of_staplez April 24, 2008

moosemunch

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

by Maryjuana October 3, 2006