Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a phrase commonly used to describe a person who may have a sexual attraction to a person under the age of 15.

If you sense the presence of a Moonlester in your surrounding area and you are under the age of 15, it is adviced that you leave your current location immediately

Pronounced: Moon - Le - Stir

Other meanings: Nonce priest

Guy 1: “I think there may be a Moonlester nearby”
Guy 2: “Oh No…. Run”

by Fail. E November 23, 2021