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moon docking 

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.
"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"
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moon docking 

Moon Docking is sometimes known as space docking. Where two penises are stuck tip to tip and one foreskin is rolled over the others.
Mike and Andrew were Moon Docking the other night at the club by the Dj decks, they really impressed the fags when mike successfully performed an in-flight refueling maneuver delivering the fuel load to Andrew.
moon docking by blueballss November 21, 2010

moon-docking 

When an individual squats over a laying individual's face - making anus to nose contact - and proceeds to fart.
"Damn, I gave her the worst moon-docking last night."

"He was passed out drunk and Jimmy gave him a moon-docking"
moon-docking by UrbanDEV May 2, 2008

Moon Dicking 

The act of camping or playing stupidly while playing first person shooters.
I just got downed in the back, they’re moon dicking pretty hard back there.
Moon Dicking by Obiggiebigo November 5, 2021

Moondocking 

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
Moondocking by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

moondocking 

moondocking is when you crap into a womens PUSSY. it is when a girl streches her vagina wide enough so somone other than herself can crap into the opening/cave of the [vagina.
moondocking is when somones turd goes into a girl pussy, not her own turd though.
moondocking by RAVEMAN June 11, 2006

Moondocking 

When an uncircumcised man and a circumcised man face away from one another, bend forward, and dock the circumcised penis into the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. This is best achieved when the circumcised penis is fully erect.
I pulled my hamstring moondocking your brother last night.
Moondocking by Beaflord June 9, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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