monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.
Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.
by chris pittman April 29, 2006
mugGet the monkey spermmug.

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.
I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey
by 1aputa September 14, 2017
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you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 09, 2008
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