monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney

Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.

by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019

Mitt Romney Money

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.

Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.

by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013

monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005