monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015

hug monkey

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.

I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Crisp Money Hug

When you glue money to your body and give someone a hug.

You just got a Crisp Money Hug from you BFF.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

money hugger

Opposite of tree hugger. Unscrupulous, money hungry, money collecting individual or company willing to do anything and destroy anything on this planet to get their fix - more money.

I don't care about your environmental impact or the old tree growth, and that frog is not worth those millions I can make here, said the money hugger.

by californiak July 28, 2011

MonkeyHump

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.

Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.

by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkeyhumper

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Monkeypug

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.

I got a small monkeypug today.

by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011