monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey

the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey

by paul james November 26, 2007

MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011