mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick May 15, 2006

mongolian beef wrap

When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.

Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.

by checkyourpockets November 6, 2006

Whats Your mongolian beef?

An Authentic Mongolian barbecue place that’s serves up tasty treats with a side of sass

What’s up with you? Are you hungry, hangry or both? Seriously Whats your Mongolian beef?

by Guleethedogsout April 12, 2023

Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010