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Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
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Mozer means one who grew or sold vegetables
Yo bro! I've hit ur nipples! like you're a Moezer!

Sorry!
moezer by rasamadabiz November 3, 2012
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Monzerath 

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.
Monzerath is the best friend
Monzerath by Smartypamts July 18, 2016
Related Words
moezer Meezer Monzers mezer Monzerath Monzerrat moozer Mozzer miezer Modzerk
"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"
Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004
A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer
"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"
Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!
Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

je moeder 

Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.
ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...
je moeder by Tidus April 30, 2003

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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