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Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
Mozer means one who grew or sold vegetables
Yo bro! I've hit ur nipples! like you're a Moezer!

by rasamadabiz May 24, 2012
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