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Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
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Mozer means one who grew or sold vegetables
Yo bro! I've hit ur nipples! like you're a Moezer!

Sorry!
moezer by rasamadabiz November 3, 2012
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Monzerath 

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.
Monzerath is the best friend
Monzerath by Smartypamts July 18, 2016
Related Words
moezer • Meezer • Monzers • mezer • Monzerath • Monzerrat • moozer • Mozzer • miezer • Modzerk
"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"
Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004
A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer
"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"
Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!
Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

je moeder 

Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.
ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...
je moeder by Tidus April 30, 2003

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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