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Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
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Mozer means one who grew or sold vegetables
Yo bro! I've hit ur nipples! like you're a Moezer!

Sorry!
moezer by rasamadabiz November 3, 2012
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Monzerath 

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.
Monzerath is the best friend
Monzerath by Smartypamts July 18, 2016
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"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"
Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004
A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer
"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"
Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!
Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

je moeder 

Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.
ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...
je moeder by Tidus April 30, 2003

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"