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models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.
"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."
models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008
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Models and Bottles 

A term used to describe a nightclub that is less about music and dancing and more about schmoozing and climbing the social ladder. These nightclubs often place a high emphasis on bottle service, which brings in large amounts of revenue; do not feature much underground dance music, instead relying mostly on pop hits and well-known dance names; and often require a dress code, enforced by bouncers who reject "undesirable" patrons at their often arbitrary discretion.
"I don't like New York's club scene anymore; it's all models and bottles now. If you want to go dancing, I know where there'll be a good rave this weekend."
Models and Bottles by Elah806 February 17, 2013

models and bottles 

To go out and party in style, with good location, good company, the proper balance of high quality guys and girls, and no expenses spared.
Prepare to go long and strong tonight, 'cause the guys wanna roll full models and bottles!

bottles and models 

A way to describe a party that was popin and also had many fine ladies
That party was straight bottles and models all night! So many fine bitches
bottles and models by 10inchesdeep February 22, 2015
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026