mlak

Short for Mystery Liquid Alchemy Koncoction. The act of placing every edible item in your house at any given time into a blender and crushing it into a form that can be anywhere from jelly, to liquid, to suspension, to sedimentary, to grows-its-own-nervous-system in nature. It may live within the drinker for 12-30 days before spawning its own colony within the host's body. It has never been known to leave.

After drinking the mlak, James felt sick. And wasn't quite sure why.

mlak by Hoshi December 24, 2003

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mlak

A conglomeration of all the ingredients that are in your kitchen at any give time blended into a partially drinkable amorpheus solid form.

Wow this mlak is great!

mlak by rune November 19, 2003

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mlak is a graffiti artist in the uk who has just become a fully fleged graffiti artist and owns the lcb crew!

wow, did you just see that piece by mlak !

mlak by lcb cre January 18, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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