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Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
by msbmarie December 25, 2011
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