mindows

An Apple based computer that has been reformatted to run Windows.

1. Usually for hipsters who want the fad of a Mac but want the function of a PC.

2. Computer geeks sometimes do this to troll the ones who are gullible enough to waste money on a Mac.

"Dude! Is that the new OS X on your MacBook?!"

"No man, its Windows 7."
"Oh, you're a Mindow user."

"My friend is so stupid, I actually convinced them to convert their MacBook Pro to Mindows"

mindows by Castiel2 January 15, 2014

mindowed 

Having a tiny penis.

Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.

mindowed by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017

Paper Minnows 

Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.

Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.

Paper Minnows by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Smoking Minnows 

Smoking Minnows is a band from Buffalo, NY. Founded in 2006, they are quickly becoming one of the best bands to come out of the "All America City"

Did you catch the Smoking Minnows show?

Smoking Minnows by SpazOEZ March 30, 2009

Sharks and minnows 

One child is the shark and stands in the middle of the yard. The other kids are the minnows and line up at one end of the yard. The object is for the minnows to get from one end of the yard to the other without being caught, aka tagged, by the shark. If tagged, then the minnow also becomes a shark.

Bob: Let’s play sharks and minnows

The children in his basement: Yeah

Bob: I’ll be the shark

Kids in the basement: ok

Sharks and minnows by Your bob August 30, 2022

George Minkowski 

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.

Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

George Minkowski by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008

Minnows

Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.

Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.

Minnows by Adam Tyne September 15, 2006