Millionaire’s Fleshlight 

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.

“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”

Millionaire’s Fleshlight by Bobiffer June 15, 2018

millionaire's golf 

When a couple of ordinary Joe's on a public course basically have the place to themselves with no other groups in front of, or behind them.

Golfer #1: "Wow, the course is deserted"
Golfer #2: "Looks like we're in for a round of Millionaire's Golf boys"
Golfer #3: "Let's break out the pops"

millionaire's golf by One Iron January 14, 2008

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

Give a dead millionaire's last buck by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

Give a dead millionaire's last buck by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

Schrödinger's Millionaire 

A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.

Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.

I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.

Schrödinger's Millionaire by ferricoxide May 8, 2010

Jed's a millionaire 

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

Jed's a millionaire by Code Monkey June 21, 2005

Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire 

noun,

An Indian person who eats at McDonalds.

1: "What it do nephew?"

2: "Ordering a Big Mac."

1: "You are a Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire.

2: "That's racist. I'm just playin'. Up top!"

Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire by KevinEaton August 3, 2012