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Milge is a sticky substance which builds up on a surface. You get it on milk cartons, ketchup bottles, the unwashed bedsheets of skanky ho's and grubby toilets. It generally requires scrubbing to get rid of. Don't lick it off. It's similar to gunge.

Aw man, this dildo is covered in milge.

milge by a skanky ho February 27, 2004

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Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

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Migger

Referring to any Mig fighter plane pilot, especially Mig 21's

What a fucking migger

-f4 pilot somewhere in vietnam

Migger by Prinz_aquatic February 26, 2021

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Midget Forehead

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

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midget hitter

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

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Migena

She is a natural beauty with hazel eyes you’ll fall in love with. She is funny and has the best smile on earth. Her character is special. If you don’t know any Migena‘s ..i feel bad for you! They‘re rare but they are amazing! She is loyal and always has your back. I promise you’ll never find a girl like her anymore

1. Migena walking

*Everybody looking and staring at her*

2. Perfect people don‘t exist.

But Migena does exist?..

Migena by Denizonxx July 11, 2019

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Migen Strugen

migen strugen: a word you use when trying to describe a main stream person in the well known language fakey german.

Joe:''chris your so migen strugen''
Chris:'' hey the other guys are doing it so hell why not''
Joe: '' oh my god your acting so migen strugen''
Chris: sorry i dont speak fakey german''

Migen Strugen by mr migen July 21, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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