Mid-West Syndrome 

The deep desire to drink just becuase the sun is shining.

D: Hey Ryan what are we doing this weekend ?

R: I hear its suppose to be nice out

D: find a bar with a patio?

R: Yep! Mid-West Syndrome strikes again .See yall at noon

Mid-West Syndrome by Chi-Dino September 4, 2012

Midwest Sucks 

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.

Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".

Midwest Sucks by MP5 July 9, 2010

midwest sober 

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

midwest sober by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021

Midwest Snowsuit 

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.

John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.

Midwest Snowsuit by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.

I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.

midwest snorkel by Slimmer January 16, 2017

Midwest Slimfast 

Word for the drug methamphetamine

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."

Midwest Slimfast by captain_ice October 20, 2020

midwest slang

Colloquial phrases and idioms used in the Midwest.

He was difficult to understand with all of the Midwest slang he used in his speech.

midwest slang by Java1972 April 18, 2016