This burger tastes like microwaved ass!
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
by proud2deviate January 24, 2004
Get the microwaved assmug. When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.
Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015
Get the Ass Microwavemug.