mexican break

Sitting in a bathroom stall on the toilet regardless of whether you have to poop or not just to take a non-scheduled break from work.

Usually this is done right before or right after a scheduled break.

The individual spends between 20-45 minutes in the bathroom and a lot of the time is talking on the phone or sleeping.

Oh look, Jorge is going to the bathroom again. Must be taking a Mexican Break.

Jose was in the bathroom stall for 45 minutes taking a Mexican Break.

mexican break by DarkTranslation September 28, 2017

mexican spring break 

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.

The current record for mexican spring break is 432.

mexican spring break by mh2424 April 25, 2011

Mexican Breakfast 

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!

Mexican Breakfast by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018

mexican breakfast 

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

mexican breakfast by vurp May 1, 2003

Mexican brake pedal 

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

Mexican brake pedal by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

mexican breakup 

When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.

Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.

mexican breakup by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006

mexican breakfast wrap 

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

mexican breakfast wrap by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008