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Metro Cunt 

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.
"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"
Metro Cunt by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012
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Metrocentrism 

Belief in the superiority of one's own metropolis. Also, to judge other cities based on the standards of one's own.
Frat boy: "New York is the best city EVER bro, Chi town can't even compair."
Someone with brain cells: "Metrocentrism!"
Metrocentrism by CRWR June 15, 2010