metalcrypt

An elitist message board for discussing all things metal with the exception of what really isn't metal, but is nevertheless called metal by noobs and posers. Based out of Quebec. Run by an elusive code developer who listens to obscene amounts of metal in his spare time. Also offers reviews and editorials. Located at www.metalcrypt.com

-Will you be on metalcrypt tonite?
-Nah, I'll stick to braveboard. They have chicks over there.

by Opeth Fan January 20, 2005

melcryptovestimentaphiliac

Someone who compulsively steals ladies panties

Basil Leaf Bloomfield.

by Natasha September 1, 2004

melcryptovestimentaphiliac

A physiological compulsive disorder, in witch a person has the sexual desire to steal ladies underwear for personal wear or sexual pleasure of smelling.

That skinny red head kid is a melcryptovestimentaphiliac. It wasn't even cleaned from the COL

by PVTKeil May 8, 2010

Melcryptovestimentaphilia

sexual fetish or fantasies about women's black underwear/lingerie.

His melcryptovestimentaphilia went crazy every time he stepped into a Victoria's Secret.

by CaliCassidy October 11, 2010