meta-bol 

Meta-bolshevism.

Aesthetic movement that unites historical materialist Bolshevist ideology with cyclical fascist aesthetics. Distinguishable from national bolshevism and national socialism.

Implicitizes a fascist framework of hyperreality (augmented reality) to reconcile postmodernism (existentially deconstructionist experientialism) with metamodern (trans-consconscious) technology.

Aesthetic postmodernism

Cyberpunk ideology

Meta-Bol views the left as aesthetically congruous with the right in hyperreality and experientially congruous with the right in trans-consconscious existentialism.

meta-bol by sandraxine May 9, 2018

fast metabolism 

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

fast metabolism by mymii November 28, 2021

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

metabolic bitch by troopa09 June 11, 2006

Metabolaskiss 

A legendary animal that ninjas get their power from. They battle the Metabolaskiss and if they acquire the toe fungus of one, they can snort it and become ninjas.

Metabolaski resemble oranges with two eyes and a mouth when they are young but soon develop the characteristic squidward-nose and three "arms" and three very large feet.
At adolescence, they develop the antennae on the top of their head that doubles as a method of metabolaskiss communication and a mating ritual and organ.


Humans cannot see Metabolaski, and they choose whom they believe are worthy of battle. Once a battle is engaged, the human feels as if they are trapped in a bubble, and cannot see anything that was previously around them. The Metabolaskiss supplies their opponent with ONE weapon of their choice and its to the death from there, or to the fungus?

They reproduce asexually and have been known to mate with humans...this is not a very pleasent sight and only one known case of a human-metabolaskiss developing to full maturity has ever been recorded and the end result was the most hardcore Algebra 2 teacher ever.


Note: Some claim that metabolaski only appear when their opponents are smoking fruit from a hookah, but this has not yet been proved.

Also note: Metabolaski hate humans, no human has ever lived for more than a day within a three kilometer radius of a metabolaskiss.

Also note again: Schnappi, a popular kids cartoon in Germany, is currently leading the human force in the epic battle of humans vs metabolaski

1. OH MY GOD I SAW A METABOLASKISS!

2. A metabolaskiss killed my brother so i couldnt do my homework.

3. -So what are you gonna be for halloween?
-A metabolaskiss slayer

Metabolaskiss by Blind Prophet January 29, 2009

metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.

My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.

metabolism by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006

metabolic privilege 

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost

farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep

metabolic privilege by young farnsworth March 19, 2022

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

metabolism by SykoSniper June 14, 2004