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To kick Dinesh's ass and steal his bitch. Usually for purposes of taking said bitch to high school prom. Sometimes also used in reference to Taiwanese persons who have a tendency to say "shiee" and "yiee" and "wut da butt". Friendly yet in Northern California and often unavailable for enjoyment.
Dude Mengkai totally Mengkai'd Dinesh and took Cozort to the prom. I can't believe he totally Mengkai'd and ended up in California, though.
mengkai by Pdawg January 7, 2005
Words you can keep
Me: omg that guys so thicc
Friend: he must be a Mingkai
Mingkai by Goldengaytime March 4, 2020
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if he is zoning out for a very long period of time
look, he menghaifi
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omg that guys so thicc he must be a mingkai
Mingkai by Goldengaytime March 4, 2020
Menkai is a Crazy but good person, anyways except some yelling and is often yelled at the teacher also menkai always have a spikely hair style is and has a huge ego
Menkai is crazy but good person
Menkai by ltsyeeter January 19, 2022

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the act of performing self-pleasure towards a stolen photo (physical)
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