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melzer
"I saw this really weird hairy piece of shit on the side of the road, but upon inspection, i found out it was just a melzer.
melzer by jesus v2.0 May 2, 2019
Melbert
An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."
Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010
Meezer
Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
Meezer
A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012
Melker
He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019
mom melter
A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.
"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
mom melter by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017
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