Megaladong

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Megaladong

meaning, having a weenor 16 inches or more

Woah dude your dong is mega its like 16 inches that could be a megaladong

by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

megalongdong

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

Megamadon

A bold and blunt being who religiously consumes lentils to assist in the expostulation through the fundamental orifice. Rugged, mean and daring, no mountain is too high, this little fucker will soar to very high altitudes to achieve only greatness. Don't let him fool you though he may use filthy wizardry on yo ass.

he aint no bitch, he a megamadon

by EB123456789 November 22, 2011

megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

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by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021

megalongschlong

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald

Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?

by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

Megladong

A big dick diver. A commercial diver who's dick is so big it could be mistaken for a huge shark.

Holy shit, everyone out of the water, there a Megladong by Blackburn

by JWATT85 November 10, 2018