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medium j 

a smart ass asshole with curly hair
A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.
medium j by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004
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Julia-Medium rare 

Probably the brightest person u will ever meet. She is so hot and sexy she sizzles like a steak being cooked on the bbq medium rare. She gallops like a horse and plays soccer like a true ninja, which she is. She has Asian longed horned beetles growing in her zoo! SHE LOVES ASIANS AND U SHOULD TO. She has friends who are anorexic Ethiopians and creditcard vixons wit diarrhea. And her is idol is HOSS. The man of all glory! Woopy crap he’s got her wrapped. I know doesn’t she just blow your mind! JULIA.D you’re the greatest mother fukken friend anyone could be! ASIAN LOVE
DANG!

PSHH.. TSHH.. PSHH PSHH.. TSHH FSHH PSHH TSPP..lol

Caleb Zackery Toliver Is The Villain In Every Japanese Medium 

Caleb Zackery Toliver Is The Villain In Every Japanese Medium
Caleb Zackery Toliver Is The Villain In Every Japanese Medium

Caleb Zackery Toliver Are The Villain In Every Japanese Medium 

Caleb Zackery Toliver Are The Villain In Every Japanese Medium
Caleb Zackery Toliver Are The Villain In Every Japanese Medium

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts 

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts
Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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