medicus

The laments' term for caduceus, i.e. the winged staff carried by the Roman god Mercury and used as a universal symbol for all things medicinal.

Father: Hey, look! A medicus!
Daughter: Do you mean caduceus?
Father: Well, I knew it ended in "us" and had something to do with medicine.

medicus by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006

medicus incomprehensibilis 

Medical information that is incomprehensible. Often requiring a medical dictionary or advanced degree to understand.

I didn't understand a word that doctor said. He was medicus incomprehensibilis!

medicus incomprehensibilis by Marco Polo Pool Party April 17, 2017

Madicus Long 

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

medicurio

A collectible, medical curiosity.

Upon entering the foyer, I noticed a white cabinet filled with Dr. Schmesel's medicurios; a four-knuckled finger, a child's skull with three eye sockets, and an elf-like, pointy-eared key-chain were among the more identifiable of the collection.

medicurio by Brien Wright November 2, 2007

mediculous 

meticulous + ridiculous...

used to describe things like monty python or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy where the utmost care is taken to make things as perfectly ridiculous as possible.

wow...that stunt he planned was just mediculous

mediculous by TheSanityAssassin November 10, 2004

pair of medics

When you is injured as fuck and you need two people to help you

Yo bro im down like a bitch, call the pair of medics

pair of medics by JoshinatoryMC December 21, 2016

Mediculous 

1: adv. Medically Ridiculous; relative to a surgical procedure.
2: adj. Having Amazing Medical Quality
3: adv. Pertaining to a Laceration or Broken Bone.

1:"That lobotomy was Mediculous, son!"
2:"Man this shit is so heady! They must have used some Mediculous equiqment"
3:"Oh Shit! Dude, look at your leg! That's Mediculous!"

Mediculous by ChatTownWild August 5, 2009