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meat sleep 

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap
John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

Sleep off the meat 

When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "
Sleep off the meat by Fierox March 11, 2017

meat sleeping bag 

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.
meat sleeping bag by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

Meat sleeps 

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep
Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat
Meat sleeps by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Sleepy Meat 

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.
"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.
Sleepy Meat by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

meansleeping 

Meansleeping means to go to bed angry or irritated. Meanness builds while sleeping.
She is meansleeping. Its best not to meansleep-instead try to rest feeling more uplifted.
meansleeping by Ragensword April 10, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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