A gross, rotund and megalomaniacally confident beast, found high and deep in the mountains of Cornhill Court. Can be known to create extreme discomfort with it's presence and attitude. Also known as SHAGALAM
by Seargent SLAM September 11, 2008
by Clungefest June 29, 2006
AKA "The Mearns"
An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.
Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.
Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
I would never leave Newton Mearns for the West end, full of pretentious snobs. Also, my mother's here...
by ba-donka-donk May 9, 2011
English Definition: a colloquial scottish term reffering to the unusually high promiscuity of the female population of the newton mearns area.
Scottish Definition: durty slags fae the mearns who put oot fur 10p and half a mars bar
Scottish Definition: durty slags fae the mearns who put oot fur 10p and half a mars bar
Example 1: mearns girls are such sluts that they're fannys have their own postcode
Example 2:
Rambo: awww mate that wee burd fae the mearns wis a quality shag last nite
Jimmy: mate, you pumped a mearns girl? ye better git fucking tested, ye've well caught sumhing man
Example 3:
See that lauren fae the mearns, shagging hur is like throwing a sausage doon the clyde tunnel, she's well a fucking mearns girl man.
Example 2:
Rambo: awww mate that wee burd fae the mearns wis a quality shag last nite
Jimmy: mate, you pumped a mearns girl? ye better git fucking tested, ye've well caught sumhing man
Example 3:
See that lauren fae the mearns, shagging hur is like throwing a sausage doon the clyde tunnel, she's well a fucking mearns girl man.
by jamzaboy2k10m8 May 29, 2010