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mcgolckin 

a penis like object that has khamiha over 9000 and will destroy anything in an 50 mile radius. it contains large amounts of fecies inside its sacs.it squirts aids from the top and khamiha cream comes from the sides.if you see taylor this will be coming out of her pants. the base of it is a throbbing dick.
look up tfahl on youtube and u will find a video titled random skype time this the video for the explanation and diagram of the scienctific mcgolckin

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mcgolckin by tfahl December 6, 2012
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Barry McCockiner 

A famous twitter user known for trolling people in the sports world. He is sometimes referred to as Sports Talk Barry. One thing he is famous for is changing his twitter name to sports reporters like David Aldridge and Ian Rappoport and making ridiculous stories that many people fall for, including many verified accounts on twitter.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Chris Paul made James Harden cry because he made fun of Harden's man boobs?
Guy 2: Nah, that didn't actually happen. It was a fake story by Barry McCockiner

McMocking 

When you are travelling down the highway on a road trip in the middle of nowhere and the only "food" you can find is McDonald's. There are no real restaurants or even decent fast food joints available for hundreds of miles.
Stop McMocking me, God! Come on! Give me a Taco Bueno, Subway, In-N-Out Burger...anything but McDonald's. It's not even REAL food!
McMocking by Shnogenheimer July 23, 2016

McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Bary McCockinya 

One of the finest fictional names of all time. Due to its believable construction and spelling, many people do not realize that this name is actually saying "bury my cock in you". Used properly on gullible people, it produces hilarious results.
Annoying, Gullible Person: What's his name?
Wise Man: Bary McCockinya. Go ask that girl if you can help him.
Annoying Gullible Person (to hot chick): Hi, is there anyway I can help Bary McCockinya?

Bary McCockinya by The Trainwreck November 4, 2007

mcglockin-cockin 

This term was invented by rapper "lil pp" in 2020. It is a synonym or alias referring to the male sexual organ, the penis. The term is used in an informal manner and derives from a root informal term: cock.
Azreen: Woah that's a massive mcglockin-cockin
Parth: I know right!

mcgookin 

A Women who loves tits and will do anything for them. Usually lesbian but is actually annoying
person 1: She loves tits
person 2: Yeah, SHes Mcgookin
mcgookin by Togbas_Dagger April 17, 2024