mayonnaise jar 

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

mayonnaise jar by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Jar 

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.

Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!

Mayonnaise Jar by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022

mayonnaise jar 

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

mayonnaise jar by Joe November 16, 2003

wide mouth mayonnaise jar 

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

wide mouth mayonnaise jar by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

jar of mayonnaise by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise 

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar 

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024