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matthilda 

she got parent that tried to be quirky so they butcher the name and thought it’ll be funny to spell it like that. she also lack of affection as a kid. now she have daddy issue and loves attention
person 1: “did u see matthilda in class today?”
person 2:“no but typically she would spend time hunting for milf on the school drop off point”
matthilda by pisskinglove November 23, 2021
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Mathilde 

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular
Omg mathilde is coming!!
Mathilde by Ms emma June 15, 2017

Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
The orginal non-shortened form of the name Tilly.

She is absolutely stunning, every guy wants her. She has a perfect body, and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is a goddess in bed, and knows exactly how to please a guy.

She is so easy to fall in love with, some have even waited months to be with her!
"You're seeing Mathilda aren't you?"
"Yeah she's perfection"
Mathilda by Phillije January 6, 2015
An individual beholding the name 'Matilda' is an extremely talented, intelligent and unique female. She's got a great sense of humour and can brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's great in bed, even outside the bed. Not to mention she's quiet, yet mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she's the perfect girl. This girl's adventurous and thrilling demeanour makes anyone melt. She'll cast you under her spell, maybe even her being cast under your spell too. If you ever meet a Matilda don't let her go.
That girl over there HAS to be Matilda.
Matilda by JJ Parenko September 21, 2016

Matilda Walton 

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

Matthildur

The best person you will meet
We need a Matthildur
Matthildur by hrannar December 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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