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Matador'd 

Drinking with the intention of getting so exceedingly drunk that you wander around in your underwear, ala Pierce Brosnan in the movie The Matador.
Lets get fuckin' matador'd tonight!
Matador'd by Cuntracula September 7, 2006
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Matador'd 

The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!
Matador'd by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017

el matador defense 

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.
el matador defense by El-Matador December 25, 2010
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