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masturbogamous
Being completely faithful to one's masturbation,
not by choice
, but by circumstance. Used in place of "
celibate
" for
douchebags
who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.
"
I've been
trying to
have sex
for months now, but I'm strictly masturbogamous."
by
RockAndROFL
January 27, 2013
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