Mastaja

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Mastaja? a beautiful young girl, long hair, brown eyes, thick and a real big smart ass😣 mastaja loves poetry❤ and is slick with the boys😏 all the boys love her especially older ones😝 mastaja only like darkskin boys and mostly boys name who start with a D. Mastaja is a very loyal friend, gets smart ALOT🙄 and have really bad anger problems she will throw a chair at u if she can😊

Boy: wow who's that girl over

Friend #1: wow she surely is looking hot and thick in the back🍑
Friend #2: oh that's mastaja you do not want to mess with her she only crazy girl

Mastaja by Sydney angel September 25, 2018

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Mustajab

Plays fortnite with a literal bridge at night. Only hops on with the real niggas at 11:30. Loves hoodies. He pays for your food and is loved by everyone(almost). He uses the phrase "mane" and "Gucci Mane" in almost every sentence he uses. He's the chilliest dude and would go off on you if you disrespect him.

person1: is that mustajab?
person2: yeah bro he's so chill!

Mustajab by kaka dudu March 10, 2020

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mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

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Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

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mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

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mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts

where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room

mastamacate by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009

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mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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